史蒂文 :: Release 2.0

It's Friday and i was just reminded of a Billy Connolly line, that i think is a cracker - it's a Glasgwegian way of saying that someone has been beat up, or lost a fight...

"He looks like he wiz talkin' when he should've been listening".

Excellent :) Anyone got any others?

Also, this is just excellent - an old April Fools joke from Steve Mann :

"Scientists who have been debating for some time as to
whether light is a particle or a wave, have suddenly realized that the issue is
a moot point because light does not, in fact, exist at all.

Light does not exist, apart from darkness; light is merely the absence of darkness.

... "

http://wearcam.org/theory_of_darkness.html